Chef Goldblum — smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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smelly-kat

things I can’t imagine

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’
  • someone getting happy because I messaged them first
  • someone thinking about me, in general
  • someone wondering how I am
  • someone finding me attractive
  • someone doing something to try and impress me
  • someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
  • someone wanting to get to know me
Source: taunis